Synopsis
Konrad has a reputation that makes governments around the world tremble. He is the number one wife robber, a man feared by husbands and desired by wives. But his true power lies not in charm or luck. It lies in a legendary weapon known as the Golden Rod, a divine artifact capable of turning the purest maidens into creatures of raw desire.
Intelligence agencies from every major power want this weapon. They hunt him across continents, sending elite teams to capture him and claim the Golden Rod for their own twisted purposes. Konrad fights, runs, and survives for years, but eventually they corner him with nowhere left to hide.
Refusing to let his enemies win, Konrad makes a desperate choice. He pulls out a gun and aims it at the Golden Rod, determined to destroy it forever. “Only I can wield this rod,” he shouts. “If you want it so badly, go fetch the pieces!”
But before he can pull the trigger, the sky tears open. Purple lightning crashes down from above, striking Konrad where he stands. A booming voice echoes through the heavens. It is the Happiness God, furious beyond words. “You fool,” the god roars. “That is a national treasure. Who gave you permission to harm it?”
As punishment and reward combined, the Happiness God sends Konrad into reincarnation. He gives him a second chance, a tailor made system to guide his journey, and a single command. Complete every quest, use the Golden Rod wisely, and paradise itself could be his reward.
Konrad wakes up in a new body, but the gods have a cruel sense of humor. He has been reborn as a half incubus eunuch, a man who was caned to death for offending the emperor’s favorite consort. His body is broken, his reputation is ruined, and his new life begins in the shadow of the gallows.
Yet Konrad only smiles. This body is finally one that matches his true demonic nature. Within the Holy Flame City, no beauty is safe. Empresses, imperial consorts, princesses, daughters of the most powerful families, all of them will learn his name.
He rises from the ashes of a disgraced eunuch and announces his return to the world with a single promise. To all the beauties of this world, your conquest now begins.
