I Am Not The God Of Drama Chapter 1156

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Sun Bumian Summoning Guide

[Number 129439]

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Amidst the continuous ink rain, Chen Ling violently snapped his eyes open!

In the next second, a sharp “Blade” character pierced through the void, brushing dangerously past his temple. It was only a fraction of a hair away from slicing his skull open.

“Huh?”

Amidst the ink rain, a flash of surprise crossed Chancellor Han’s eyes. “Are my eyes playing tricks on me… The injuries on his body just now were not light, how did they heal in an instant?”

Ying Fu didn’t seem surprised by this scene. His profound pupils reflected the crimson silhouette weaving through the ink rain.

Ying Fu was very clear on the principles of the Timeline Save File. Every injury sustained within a Timeline Save File would be brought back to reality, and the body’s condition in reality would also be brought back into the save file… The instant healing of Chen Ling’s injuries was undoubtedly the result of him returning to the real world and entering again after some time had passed.

Although surrounding and killing a Chen Ling at full health once more would be quite troublesome, at the very least, he wouldn’t be able to return to the real world in the short term.

With his injuries healed and his condition at its peak, Chen Ling was no longer in such a wretched state facing their pincer attack. On the contrary, he had gained a sliver of an opportunity to stall for time… He glanced back at their figures and flew out like a bolt of lightning.

Chen Ling had spent this entire past month in the Integration Faction. He basically wandered between the dormitory, classrooms, and the library every day, studying until the sky turned dark and the earth went dim.

The good news was that he had caught up on almost all the contents of the first volume of “Fundamental Principles of Fusion Theory”;

The bad news was that on the test paper Teacher Ye gave him, he only scored 49 points.

A month of dry and boring study not only made Chen Ling feel miserable, but The Audience inside him was equally miserable. The Audience Expectation Value fluctuated up and down, and after a month, it had actually dropped by 3%, going from 32% to 29%… If it weren’t for him occasionally going out to tease the centipede army or lightly sparring with Sun Bumian, the Expectation Value would have probably dropped below 20% by now.

However, during this month, Chen Ling had barely seen Jian Changsheng. According to Sun Bumian, after Jian Changsheng received some pointers from Teacher Ye, he secretly took Jiang Xiaohua deep into the Gray World specifically to seek out Calamities to slaughter and hone himself.

This time, The Audience Expectation Value couldn’t help Chen Ling break the siege,

but Chen Ling already had another method.

Chen Ling’s fingertip touched his phone, and in the next moment, a series of communication signals were sent out.

…

“Sir, your double-skin milk.”

Holding a tray with double-skin milk, the flight attendant smiled faintly at the dozing Sun Bumian and meticulously arranged it on his tray table.

“Thank you.”

Sun Bumian’s eyes lit up, and his drowsiness instantly vanished without a trace. He set his powered-off phone aside, picked up a spoon, and continued eating, as if the earlier interlude had been completely thrown to the back of his mind.

What “save me,” what explosions, what life-and-death battles… how could any of that be more meaningful than peacefully enjoying a delicious meal?

“If disaster doesn’t provoke me, I won’t provoke disaster… all these messy things can stay far away from me.”

Sun Bumian muttered, stuffing a small spoonful of double-skin milk into his mouth. As the refreshing sweetness melted on his tongue, his expression became incomparably comfortable.

Immediately after, a faint burst of static sounded from the Captain’s broadcast.

“Bzz, bzz, bzz…”

“Sun Bumian, I’ve already found the gold you hid in the Bao’er tomb in Badong. If you don’t come save me today, don’t ever think about seeing your gold again.”

Amidst deafening explosions, a calm voice rang out from the Captain’s broadcast, echoing throughout the entire airplane.

Pfft—!!!

Sun Bumian violently spat out a mouthful of double-skin milk.

His expression was filled with unprecedented panic. He looked around madly, wearing an expression as if he had seen a ghost!

“Impossible… this is impossible!! I’m having a nightmare… I must not be fully awake…” Sun Bumian’s face visibly paled.

The sudden Captain’s broadcast playing such baffling content made everyone in the cabin incredibly confused. Numerous passengers whispered among themselves, and the entire plane instantly became noisy.

The flight attendants were also unclear on the situation. While sending someone to ask the Captain, they walked over to Sun Bumian.

“Mr. Sun… this broadcast, was it you…”

“Where are we right now??”

Sun Bumian forcefully pinched his philtrum. Despairingly discovering that not only did he not wake up, but it was also incredibly painful, he immediately gritted his teeth and asked.

The flight attendant was taken aback. “We are on a Delta international flight…”

“I didn’t mean that!” Sun Bumian directly interrupted her. “Where have we flown to right now?!”

“We are currently in the airspace above the East Sea…”

In Sun Bumian’s mind, the western suburbs of Shanghai mentioned by the caller during that first mysterious phone call immediately surfaced. It shouldn’t be far from the flight’s current position.

Without another word, Sun Bumian unbuckled his seatbelt with a click. After scooping up the massive and exquisite Awakened Lion Head-dress beside him, he ducked straight through the curtain and arrived at the flight attendants’ work area.

“Mr. Sun, is there anything you need?” The several busy flight attendants asked in confusion upon seeing Sun Bumian suddenly come over.

Sun Bumian lightly patted the massive Awakened Lion Head-dress with his palm. It suddenly flared with colorful flames and, like Stagecraft, instantly transformed into a tiny Awakened Lion pendant bracelet. He slipped it onto his wrist, where it swayed slightly in the air…

Under the flight attendants’ bewildered gazes, Sun Bumian took off the Round Sunglasses from the bridge of his nose. His eyes, nested with colorful rings, rippled with a mysterious luster.

“All of you, sleep for a while. Don’t mind me.”

In the next second, the flight attendants’ eyes rolled back, and they collapsed into their respective seats as if they had fainted.

After finishing all this, Sun Bumian stood behind the airplane cabin door. His gaze pierced through the porthole, looking toward the end of the sparkling sea surface… Faintly, the silhouette of land loomed.

He put the sunglasses back onto the bridge of his nose. The Awakened Lion pendant on his wrist swayed slightly, and his entire person transformed into a translucent, flaming Awakened Lion that fluttered lightly right through the airplane cabin door!

The gale howled, and wave-like clouds drifted beneath the airplane.

After returning to the sky, that translucent Awakened Lion visibly expanded against the wind. Treading on auspicious clouds, it flickered and disappeared into the end of the sea of clouds like a bolt of lightning…

…

After sending the message, Chen Ling calmly put away his phone.

The Sun Bumian in reality had already told Chen Ling the secret to summoning him in absolutely any era. But naturally, this wasn’t a free favor. As a price, Chen Ling also promised to help him snatch his gold back from the hands of the Red King.

He believed that the Sun Bumian of this era would definitely come. Then next, it was a question of whether Sun Bumian could help him resolve his predicament…

Chen Ling had also expressed this doubt to the Sun Bumian in reality, but Sun Bumian merely smiled.

Then, he mysteriously replied with a single phrase:

“Take a guess?”

“…You’d better hurry up. I can’t hold on for much longer.” Chen Ling muttered to himself while dodging Ying Fu and Chancellor Han’s pincer attack.